it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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