That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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