at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
home. puking in laundry basket.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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