yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
