Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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