Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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