check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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