Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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