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it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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