Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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