The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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