My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this just has baby written all over it
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize