If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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