I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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