out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My penis needs a shock collar
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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