I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How external is "for external use only"?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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