We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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