I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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