that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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