People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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