would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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