That's intense
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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