he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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