operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
