so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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