I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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