Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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