why do cheetos always look like penises
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
These tits shall not be calmed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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