one two three fourrrrnication!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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