i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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