16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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