Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.