shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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