This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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