Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize