I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
only if we run a train.
done.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
