everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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