that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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