I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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