I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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