Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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