i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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