And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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