ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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