You surviving the open bar?
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How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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