you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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