I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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