dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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