I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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