Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
