Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
