is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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