I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I can't turn off my feet"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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