dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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